1. A MONKEY IN SILK CLOTHING IS STILL A MONKEY.

2. WE ARE ALL OF THE SAME CLAY, BUT A JUG IS NOT A VASE.

3. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE----IT'S THE REAL THING.

4. THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED.

5. IMAGINATION IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE.

6. THOSE WHO STAND FOR NOTHING FALL FOR ANYTHING.

7. WEAK PEOPLE CANNOT BE SINCERE.

8. A CYNIC IS A MAN WHO, WHEN HE SMELLS FLOWERS, LOOKS AROUND FOR A COFFIN.

9. A SLICE HOWEVER THIN IT MAY BE, HAS TWO SIDES

10. EXPERIENCE IS WHAT CAUSES A PERSON TO MAKE NEW MISTAKES INSTEAD OF THE SAME OLD ONES.

11. DON'T MARRY FOR MONEY; YOU CAN BORROW IT CHEAPER.

12. YOU CAN'T MAKE A LONG JUMP WITHOUT GETTING SAND IN YOUR SHORTS.

13. GAMBLING IS A METHOD OF GETTING NOTHING OUT OF SOMETHING.

14. IT IS HARDER TO CONCEAL IGNORANCE THAN TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE.

15. NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

16. GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE, AND A LOT OF THAT COMES FROM BAD JUDGMENT. 

17. IF YOU GET TO THINKING YOU'RE A PERSON OF SOME INFLUENCE, TRY ORDERING' SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG AROUND. 

18. ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE CURRENT.

19. THE SUM OF THE INTELLIGENCE ON THE PLANET IS A CONSTANT: THE POPULATION IS INCREASING.

20. EVERY MAN HAS A SCHEME THAT WILL NOT WORK.

21. THE HARDEST THING IN LIFE TO LEARN IS WHICH BRIDGE TO CROSS AND WHICH TO BURN.

22. BEHOLD THE TURTLE THAT MAKES PROGRESS ONLY WHEN HE STICKS HIS NECK OUT.

23. NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH ANYONE WHO HAS LESS AUTHORITY THAN YOU.

24. HAPPINESS IS A HIGHWAY, NOT A DESTINATION.

25. SILENCE IS THE PERFECT EXPRESSION OF SCORN.

26. A LOT OF PEOPLE MISTAKE A SHORT MEMORY FOR A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

27. IF YOU THINK HEALTH CARE IS EXPENSIVE NOW, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT IT COSTS WHEN IT'S FREE.

28. PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO VICES HAVE VERY FEW VIRTUES.

29. THE SECRET OF GROWING OLD IS HAVING LOTS OF EXPERIENCE YOU CAN NO LONGER USE.

30. EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE.

31. THE HARDER YOU WORK, THE LUCKIER YOU GET.

32. LOGIC IS ANY LINE OF REASONING THAT PROVES YOU ARE RIGHT.

33. IT IS BETTER TO BE APPROXIMATELY RIGHT THAN PRECISELY WRONG.

34. THE TROUBLE WITH LAWYER JOKES IS. LAWYERS DON'T THINK THEY'RE FUNNY, AND NOBODY ELSE THINKS THEY'RE JOKES.

35. AGE IS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY.

36. LIFE IS LIKE PEDALING A BICYCLE; YOU WON'T FALL OFF UNLESS YOU STOP PEDALING.

37. IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE. 

38. YIELD TO TEMPTATION----IT MAY NOT PASS YOUR WAY AGAIN.

39. JUSTICE IS WHEN THE DECISION IS IN YOUR FAVOR.

40. CYNICISM IS AN UNPLEASANT WAY OF SAYING THE TRUTH.

41. THE KEY TO FAILURE IS TRYING TO PLEASE EVERYBODY.

42. IF YOU WANT A PLACE IN THE SUN, YOU'VE GOT TO EXPECT A FEW BLISTERS.

43. OLD AGE COMES AT A BAD TIME.

44. EXPERIENCE IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED.

45. I HAVE NO TIME FOR PATIENCE.

46. OPPORTUNITY MAY KNOCK ONLY ONCE, BUT TEMPTATION LEANS ON THE DOORBELL.

47. DON'T JUDGE EACH DAY BY THE HARVEST YOU REAP, BUT BY THE SEEDS YOU PLANT.